I got a hamper full of international beers for Christmas. Also, a £25 Itunes voucher. So I’m drunk and listening to Kylie Live in NYC.
BEST CHRISTMAS EVER FUUUCKERXS
Whoa, you TOTALLY win Xmas!
I also got a pair of socks from my parents which say ‘I <3 Girls’. I love my folks. OI OI OI XMAAAAS
I got a hamper full of international beers for Christmas. Also, a £25 Itunes voucher. So I’m drunk and listening to Kylie Live in NYC.
BEST CHRISTMAS EVER FUUUCKERXS
My Grandma is now refusing to come here for Christmas.
And now David, who promised to set up my new TV (it needs to be mounted on the wall and blah) won’t do it until tomorrow. I won’t even be here tomorrow.
I can’t wait until Dean comes round. Even if he can only stay for a few minutes.
GOD. My plans of getting drunk on my lonesome with my HD TV are failing. Failing hard.
Merry Christmas to people who like this holiday.
Don’t worry, Boxing Day is always better. Everyone is too tired/hungover to argue and you get to stay at Deans! Yay!
Word up Bex. Way on families to fuck up Christmas cheer and good will. This year the closest I’ve come to a family bust up is nearly smacking my Dad in the face for constantly changing the rules during Uno. MERRY CHRISTMAS RAD BEX (and Dean and Ginger. Johnny can suck it.) - Kaospilot/Lesley
We can’t play board games in this house anymore. Not after the legendary ‘Mum folding up the Monopoly board when I had a hotel on Mayfair’ instance.
That was a dark day.
Ginger says MAOW!
Merry Christmas to youuuu x
Monopoly and Risk are the two board games most likely to lead to families sitting in stony silences over Christmas get togethers. I’ll bet. We have loads of fun playing Uno since my Papa can’t tell the difference between blue and green; this also effects the speed with which we’re able to play Trivial Pursuits.
Jack Kerouac (February 6th, 1948) (via predatorywaspobserver) (via ilovereadingandwriting)
Oh yes. This. This and this. Plus teaching and researching. No teaching after next week though.
I’m currently trying to decide what my favourite book of the 2000s was. I’m trying to decide if I should have a favourite book in the categories of ‘Fiction’, ‘Non-Fiction’, ‘Poetry’, ‘Literary Criticism’, or if I should just have one favourite read. Maybe I’ll do a Top 10 and post a book a day. Hrm.
